Everyone knows the ideal lifestyle is the life of a bro. Once you’re a bro, you know you’ve made it in life. However, for those of you who have not yet reached this pinnacle of awesomeness, you may wonder how to achieve said bro status. Rest assured. I bring you the Bro Law, or the basic rules of  bro-dom .

1. You’re better than everyone so let them know

This isn’t about thinking you’re better than everyone. It’s about knowing your better than them. This is not based on any sort of clear-cut evidence, but rather on your own delusion.

2. Dress like you’re better than everyone

Since you are better than everyone, you should show it off by dressing as such. You should always wear something classy, like a Ralph Lauren polo with the collar popped. Always wear Sperrys . Your wardrobe should leave no doubt about your net worth.

3. Don’t study, go out

Studying is for chumps. True bros don’t need to study. Instead, cram 10 minutes before the class. If you’re a bro, you can do this and still manage to graduate. And, on the off chance you don’t, daddy’s company will always be hiring.

4. Be that guy

Go to every party. Hit on every girl. Drink every beer. Only talk about yourself. Make sure everyone knows your name.

5. If all else fails, get drunk

This of course for those of you of age. Follow this and you’ll be sure to be a shoe in for the college of management.