Disclaimer: Technishit is purely satirical, don’t take it too seriously.
The seven kingdoms of Raleigh are doing better than ever while enjoying one of the longest summers of all time. However, everyone knows that winter is coming for the land of wolves.
Under the guidance of boy king Randrew of House Woody, the realm is building more grand mead halls and castles than ever before. The LanniSTEMs are thriving as always. Every member from the royal family has a guaranteed job upon graduation, and as they grow in size and prominence, the opposite can be said for the once great Chass family.
The Chass family loses members by the second, just barely clinging to their tarnished family name. Just recently, Africana Studiana was killed and thrown into the pit of interdisciplinary graves. The LanniSTEMs’ public execution of International Studies has caused tensions to run at an all time high.
The queen of thorns, Debbie Tyyow, has been proven to be a kind and merciful queen. Although her underlings have reported many failures, she is still kind enough to let them retain their powerful positions. Despite another 6-6 summer, Khal Doeren has somehow risen from the ashes of a loss to the Eagles of Boston House. His band of savages were losing faith in him day by day; however, their surprise slaughter of the Ram tribe of the Hills was most pleasing to queen Tyyow.
A scroll record of Queen Tyyow and Khal Doeren’s recent conversation on renewing their banner and oath revealed the following:
Khal: My Grace, if it pleases the throne, I’d love to retain my status.
Tyyow: But what shall I say of your embarrassment against those peasants of House Boston?
Khal: I am close to getting my band of savages where they ne–
Tyyow: I have given you the finest training grounds in the land. You have done no better than the mad king O’Brien
Khal: Yes I know, but we’re this close and —
Tyyow: I care not for what you have to say, unless it is, “I have the head of King Fedora”.
Khal: Well my queen, I not only bring you that, but also the head of his dragons Bug and Switzero
The Khal’s long held ally Gottfried was looking wounded with his depleting force of warriors as well until his baby dragons bloomed. Drogon Smith Jr is poised to lead the Targaryens to victory. This dragon’s strength was world renowned before he even breathed fire. There’s also Omer Viserion who has proven to be a formidable dragon in his own right. The third dragon goes by Targaryen Kapita. These dragons have raised hopes throughout the realm.
As a show of solidarity, Queen Tyyow has planned a Red and White Wedding. It shall be a luxurious event planned for Khal Doeren and his ally, Gottfried. It will be held at the mead hall just beyond just beyond the Finleylands. Little do they know, there will be a few surprises at this wedding.
