A man brought a prostitute to a motel, and as she stood therenaked, he sat on the bed with a perplexed look on his face.

“Is this the first time you have seen a woman’svagina since it birthed you?” the prostitute asked.

“No,” the man replied. “It’s the firstvagina I have seen that I could crawl back in to.”

Does size matter?

The age-old question that best describes male insecuritydoesn’t refer only to men.

Girls, I’m talking about your labia — more commonlyreferred to as “the lips.”

The labia are the four folds — two inner (labia minora)and two outer (labia majora) — that surround a woman’sor girl’s genital organs.

“If you can jump out of a plane and use her labia asparachute, then it’s too big,” a friend told me. (Hehad a little too much of crown when he said it, but it was hisbirthday.)

Dr. Robert Latou Dickinson, author of the “Atlas of HumanSex Anatomy,” surveyed almost 3,000 women and found 87percent of them had a minora smaller than three quarters of an inchin size.

Because those lips are elastic, that size can change slightly.Masturbation and sex can make is bigger — but it takes dailydedication for that to happen.

In some cultures, a large labia is considered attractive, andwomen use weights — yes weights — to get those lipslarge.

What about the penis?

Is it the size of the boat or the motion in the ocean thatcounts?

It’s the question all men want to know the answer to.(Well, that and when is Lindsay Lohan going to pose for Playboy nowthat she’s 18?)

The old and famous Kinsey Sex Report along with other subsequentstudies have shown the average erect penis size is 6.2 to 6.4inches.

But don’t worry, tiny Tim, because Lifestyles Condom Co.found that average is closer to 5.8 inches.

According to ABC News, the condom company measured 300 men onspring break in Cancun. A doctor and nurse examined the men whowere allowed time in a private tent with some nudie magazines— the doctor called it a “highly professionaloperation.”

Two hundred of the men had penises between 5.1 and 6.2 inches inlength.

So what do ladies think about the importance of a man’ssize?

Talking it over with my friends, I got responses like: “Itdoesn’t matter if you have a vibrator.” and “Alot more goes into my orgasms than the size of his magic stick. Hisgirth matters too.”

According to the condom company, the average girth —that’s circumference — is 4.97 inches.

Most experts agree a good sex life is not based on the size ofthe male penis.

Good thing, because there is nothing you boys can do to improveyour size.

If you are not satisfied with your partner’s penis sizethere are ways to cope.

You can always go doggy-style. It allows for deeper penetrationand can increase pleasure.

No matter the size of your partner’s labia or penis, goodsex is just an inch — or three — away.