Dear Barack Obama,My blood pressure rises every time I think that B. Hussein Obama could be my next president. The problem is all the college students who think Obama has a good message. Well, actually Obama is full of empty promises and two words that don’t mean a thing without backup, hope and change. Hey Hussein, how do you feel about Pakistan, NATO, Iran, or the 2nd Amendment,how are you going to pay for your communism health-care? I know what he would say, “Change and Hope.” That’s about asridiculous as Al Gore winning a NobelPrize.
Dear Carmichael,I want to know why Carmichael receives so much funding but still closes at 5 p.m. on Saturdays. Saturday is typically the only day that I have enough free time to participate in casual recreation. Like most other college students, you will be hard pressed to find me out of bed beforenoon on Saturday. It would be nice if they could use some of the fee money I, as well as others, am forced to pay them and stay open past 5 p.m. on Saturdays.
Dear people who leave games early,To all N.C. State supporters, but especially students, it is not acceptableto leave games early. This means you Wolfpack Club. Leaving early istacky, rude, and disheartening for the athletes. ESPECIALLY on the offchance that our team is losing. Get there early, cheer hard and supportour team the whole way.
Dear computer science major who won’t stop coughing,Either cough like a real man or shut up. Your little throat clearings every 20 seconds are pathetic and annoying. Please notice that every body around you can hardly concentrate and have even gone so far as to throw down their pencils during final exams in frustration at your noises.
Dear amblers,If you are a person who walks on campus, please treat other walkers as human beings and not your own worst enemy. Use common sense. If you are walking incredibly slowly and talking on your cell phone, move to one side of the sidewalk. If you have an umbrella, be conscious of people aroundyou. But mainly, realize that other people use the sidewalks and they deserve your respect.
Dear bikers,I have no problem with people riding their bikes on campus. It’s a great way for a person to quickly get from one place to another. However, I have a problem with those of you who bike on the sidewalks through groups of people. There have been multiple instances when I have feltthe breeze of a biker as it zooms by me, narrowly escaping with a mere graze of my book bag or arm. After a few close calls, I’ve decided to make a request to the bikers of N.C. State that you stay off oursidewalks, or, at the very least, give us a little more room.
Dear intellectually challenged,I know you are busy freaking out about global warming, but I am much more concerned about the intellectual climate.
Dear inefficient showerheads,The water conservation shower heads recently placed in the residence hall bathrooms are a joke! They do conserve water with their minimal pressure, yet after factoring in the extra time needed to shower, are they really worth it? With this water pressure we might as well be taking a shower in the sink.
