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If you’ve ever had a panic attack when declaring your major, rest easy and remember John Edwards: former presidential candidate, former senator, graduate in textiles.

Dear group of four friends walking at 0.2 miles per hour in front of me on my way to class: 1) stop taking up the sidewalk, and 2) no one cares about the outfit you almost wore today.

If you’re going to blast music out of your car, at least make it good music. And for God’s sake, at least make it anything other than Nickelback.

Can the parking spaces here get any closer to each other?

There are no dry erase markers in the classrooms with white boards — really? I could finish a whole Sudoku in the time it takes my professors to finish their rants and finally go get a marker.