Editor’s note: Submit all rants and raves to [email protected].

Dear Printer,I don’t understand why you are so moody all the time. I replace your ink cartridges, I always turn you off to save power, you even sit by the window so you have a nice view of the outside world. So why can’t you print simple Word documents? Whatever beef you have with my computer, you guys really need to reconcile because I have a paper due soon and this is not going to work.

Dear hateful Greek Court Wolfline driver,Just wanted to let you know how much students appreciate your utterly disdainful attitude toward us. Your refusal to be even the least bit respectful and courteous to passengers, whether it’s ignoring a “Good morning,” or the loathsome looks you give every entering/exiting passenger, lets us all know what kind of person you are. While we enjoy your recklessly fast driving, what we especially love is how you punch the gas as we are about to take a seat, which knocks us off balance and propels us into other passengers, the floor, etc. Thanks for making the morning ride up Morrill Drive a treat! You really know how to start our Monday morning off right!

Dear Wolfpack,Somebody better get fired after this basketball season. So much for being chosen to finish third in the conference. We are horrible at sports. So, if somebody gets fired, it should be somebody who has a lot of authority. *cough cough*