Dear Wolfline Management,

Only in a bureaucratic setting, such as N.C. State, can such inefficiency be rewarded with NEW BUSES. You would think at a school known for its engineers someone would have advised you that the first week of school is the busiest time of year for traffic on campus. That being so, I would have thought you might have actually had enough employees trained to know what they are doing. The bus system today was a complete failure, and I am sure you have turned a lot of freshmen off to using it during the school year.

Paul GriffinSenior, Political Science

I would like to propose a new service based on the University’s current “nanny state” policy: Teaching Assistant hand-holding service. It should be mandatory that throughout each class a T.A. be available to hold each student’s hand in case the material gets too scary or when students get distracted. A University’s job is to enforce overtly-authoritarian rules, like attendance polices, so that students (being children and all) don’t have to make their own decisions in life. Why choose where you want to sit in a classroom like an adult when the professor can do it for you. Thanks to such policies, professors can redundantly go over the material you spent the night before studying (as the syllabus recommends) without the fear of that one student who might pass anyway and crush his and the University’s ego.

Christopher R. SaundersJunior, Arts Applications